I'll make him smile for the simple fact that he needs it. I'll make him smile just so I can kill it and eat it.

24th April 2014

Photo reblogged from I don't need to explain my art to you, Warren with 21,747 notes

I want to make a bunch of these signs and replace “Greg” with the different names of all the obnoxious regulars at the place I work.

I want to make a bunch of these signs and replace “Greg” with the different names of all the obnoxious regulars at the place I work.

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24th April 2014

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smartgirlsattheparty:


"It was exciting and just a major, major compliment…I was happy for all the girls who would see me on [it] and feel a little more seen." - Lupita Nyong’o on being named People Magazine’s Most Beautiful

Congrats to this Smart Girl! We love you ♥

smartgirlsattheparty:

"It was exciting and just a major, major compliment…I was happy for all the girls who would see me on [it] and feel a little more seen." - Lupita Nyong’o on being named People Magazine’s Most Beautiful

Congrats to this Smart Girl! We love you ♥

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23rd April 2014

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bloop

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23rd April 2014

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witchbat:

nerd

witchbat:

nerd

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23rd April 2014

Quote reblogged from Homo Narratus: pursuits and saccades with 661 notes

When a man tried to comb the wild out of her hair and wash the bark off her skin she called the wolves, she sent the vultures, she watched as he was consumed alive organ by organ, asked him, “How dare you try and chop my Amazon into fire wood for your own warmth?”
— Anny Miner “Wicked Women” (via hailthesunnydays)

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23rd April 2014

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23rd April 2014

Quote reblogged from What did I do last night?! with 76,335 notes

Fluff rice with a fork, never stir it with a spoon.
Vaseline is the best night time eye cream on the market.
You can buy alcohol and chips with your parents’ gas station credit cards.
If you force something, you’ll break it. That could be good or bad.
It’s important to read the care tags on your clothing and follow those instructions.
Related: don’t wash and dry j. crew wool sweaters.
Changing your car’s oil is not optional.
Whatever physical objects you acquire you will one day have to put into a box and move.
You’re allowed to disagree with negative feedback.
It’s always worth reading the instruction manual.
Nostalgia, like any drug, can be a poison or a remedy.
Pets are like human friends but better in every conceivable way.
Good doctors listen more than they talk.
You can’t fix a burned roux.
Floss.
Just because someone is an authority figure does not mean they are intelligent/competent/right.
Measure twice, cut once.
Get your nice jeans and dress pants tailored by a professional.
If you’re uncomfortable wearing it you will not look good.
You’re not required to drink alcohol while in a bar.
There are a few things that cure all ills: the beach, your favorite album on vinyl, and fresh garlic.
Kindness is not weakness.
Baking soda is not baking powder.
Taking Excedrin P.M. while still in public is not advisable.
Terrible people will succeed. Wonderful people will fail. The world is not fair.
Appropriate footwear is always key.
You can absolutely be too forgiving.
Real humor punches up, not down.
Reading the assigned chapters will actually help you learn the material.
There are no adults. Everyone is as clueless as you are.
Applying eyeliner well is a timeless art.
You can always leave. Awkward dates, suffocating jobs, hometowns that you outgrow, relationships that aren’t growing in the right direction.
You can always come home again.
But it won’t be the same.
Life is too short for bad books, boring movies, shitty people, and margarine.
Never underestimate the importance of eyebrows.

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23rd April 2014

Audio post reblogged from Homo Narratus: pursuits and saccades with 207 notes

iheartmyart:

Dream a Little Dream of Me
Ella Fitzgerald and Louis Armstrong

(via 3ephemeral3reality3)

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22nd April 2014

Photo reblogged from pick a path with heart with 654 notes

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22nd April 2014

Photo reblogged from Homo Narratus: pursuits and saccades with 13,678 notes

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Laverne Cox and her mother on stage at the 2014 GLAAD Media Awards. Laverne was honored with this year’s Stephen F. Kolzak Award, which is given to an openly LGBT member of the entertainment or media community for his or her work toward eliminating discrimination against the LGBT community. Previous winners include Ellen DeGeneres, Chaz Bono and Wanda Sykes. Image source

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Laverne Cox and her mother on stage at the 2014 GLAAD Media Awards. Laverne was honored with this year’s Stephen F. Kolzak Award, which is given to an openly LGBT member of the entertainment or media community for his or her work toward eliminating discrimination against the LGBT community. Previous winners include Ellen DeGeneres, Chaz Bono and Wanda Sykes. Image source

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